kelly's i The Mirror 30/06/2000 WITH MATT KELLY IF YOU don't want a beige plastic computer you get an iMac, right? Not quite - how about a wooden PC? This system from Techstyle includes a mouse (pounds 100), keyboard (pounds 220) and 15in flat LCD monitor (pounds 1,290). It's not cheap but it's carved from solid maple, with no tacky veneer in sight. And the technology beneath the timber comes from top-line manufacturers like IBM and Fujitsu. See the full range at www.e-leader.co.uk. BIG Brother - the Channel 4 re-hash of the 24/7 fly-on-the-wall show that had Holland glued to the net - is copping out before it begins. They're time-delaying the "live" webcast so editors can cut "pre-watershed" sex, violence and swearing. The rest of the time they'll censor the show, where 10 strangers are couped up in a house, to make sure no "extreme acts" are shown. Viewers vote to evict one contestant each Friday and the last left standing gets pounds 70,000. But whereas in Holland every spit and cough was webcast, the C4 crowd are getting a bit carried away with the Orwellian title - dusting down the broadcast so the proles don't get too excitable. They even call the censors a "Compliance Team". Straight out of 1984. Check it out from July 14 at www.channel4.com/bigbrother NET NEWS PROOFthat successful promo sites are about more than just plastering the logo of whatever you're plugging all overthe place. Black Box Recorder's www.thefactsoflife.co.ukmay be there to hype their record, but it's not a bad site for all that. There's a massive list of random facts (e.g. a hippo can run faster than a man) and the BBR branding is so subtle you can easily ignore it. ATTENTION all ISP bosses. An annoying bloke called Ian Gomeche has been touting himself around as a freelance reporter working for kelly's i. He isn't, never has been...and never will be. e-HEE Thanks to Paul. Keep your email pics coming to: kellysi@mirror.co.uk SITE OF THE DAY www.adcritic.com Budweiser frogs, Gap dancers...this site has an archive of the funniest new American adverts. Today's desktop is from http://www.k7group.com