You Walk By and I Fall to Pieces. hello! hello! (This message is not for you.) Hello! I am here! I am tiny and dull! My edges are smooth and blunt. I am made of some stuff! I made these stumps for you! I cauterized these stumps so as not to muss you! Please pay attention to my remaining appendages. They are articulated! My head bobs mechanically for you! I am a fragile and angry imitation of joy! I have injected the juice from my tiny brain into these mechanical insects who crawl under your fingernails. I can see your soul from here. It is tiny and meticulous. It is complex and pointless. It is pointlessly complex. It is oddly compelling and it is Bad. It is full of bees. I am alert, care of myself, every hour, every minute. You can too if you will. CLOWNS NEVER LIE.