Small penis sticker in action at DSEi 2003




For Lynx people:
"Small penis?
Don't suffer in silence, join the force."
Police Recruitment #1
"Big head?
Don't suffer in silence, join the force."
Police Recruitment #2
"It's not where you're from, it's where we're going.
You'll end up in a wicker man."
Police Recruitment #3
"Like guns, but scared of the army?
Don't suffer in silence, join the force."
Police Recruitment #4
"With no height restrictions and no formal academic requirements almost anybody can join the modern police force.
Join the force, it's not big and it's not clever."
Police Recruitment #5
"Brian Douglas, Joy Gardner, Shiji Lapite, Ibraham Sey, Roger Sylvester, Eli Hall, Ricky Bishop, Kebba Jobe
Now recruiting for the position of executioner accident investigator.
Join the force, we're just doing a job."
Police Recruitment #6
"Tired of political correctness? Want to put the boot in? Want to get away with it?
Be a PC, not PC. Join the force."
Police Recruitment #7
"You like my uniform, don't you?
Impersonate a police officer. Join the farce."
Police Recruitment #8

Yeah, I do know they call themselves the Service these days, not the Force, to avoid George Lucas suing. They also claim to "facilitate lawful protest"...